Men in Underwear
Eddie Murphy once did a stand-up routine about the lack of bulges on the underwear models in the Sears catalog. It was a funny bit. A closer inspection of the pictures reveals that the bulges are airbrushed out.
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The two models on the top of this page must have felt just a little weird about this shoot. Oh well, as long as the check clears.
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The boy on the bottom of this page must have had self-esteem of titanium, or was home-schooled or had the martial arts skills of Bruce Lee. Being "husky" alone was enough to qualify for a daily ass whipping but add underwear model to husky, that would completely break the average boy.
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Ten years later, I bet this boy's parents took out their copy of the catalog and showed this picture to his date. Today they sit in a nursing home wondering why he never visits.